Stoning.

If all the lectures in aj that you attended back then in aj had not helped you attain the holy art of stoning, don't fret. You've come to the right place. Below are some sure-proof ways to perfect this sacred art.

Step 1: Sign up for a Final Theory Test lecture that lasts for more than 3 hours.

Step 2: Get a psychotic looking instructor with really psycho eyes with a fetish for EYE! Mind you, its EYE, not eyes. Careful, or he'd come after you with those EYE! and a creepy smile that makes your eyes want to pop out of your sockets coz you'd wish you had not seen those EYE! Wow, this para here actually rhymes.

Step 3: Pick an object in the room and focus on it. Now, stare very hard at that object. You can start practising this now. Stare..... Stare very hard and in a few moments, you'll find yourself entering nirvana.

For best results, don't bring joei along coz she proves to be a constant distraction. No, I don't mean that she is so hot that she robs my attention away from perfecting the art of stoning. In fact, she is so cold that she keeps chattering her teeth.

LOL! ok, jking. I'm scared that she'd fall on me with a tray.

Anyway, i tink i'm really losing the mood for blogging. That's why i've been posting and removing and posting and removing again and again. And i'm really getting tired. So here's the events for the coming week.

Thursday: Mfen and huilin suggested that we go back to zhonghua tomolo morning to make a sentimental video for van's bday gift. Tomolo morning which is THURSDAY MORNING IN ZHONGHUA! zomg! how am i going to make it out alive past tana and his wig. Hmm, i wonder if he'd change his wig's hairstyle. Anyway, its such a brilliant suggestion that i secretly wonder how they get so many As. HAHAHA!

Friday: SENTOSA! Sun, sea, sand, canoe, rollerblade.... everything i love. What can i say?! I've been waiting for a sentosa outing since forever...

Saturday: Errr, shit, i forgot what i've to do on sat.

Sunday: Buddy Hoagies with my dearest-est pri sch fren

Monday: Gym with debbie. Shit, i forgot i've got piano lesson. Probably followed by theory trial test which i'm still waiting for ms lim to call me and book it and its like 11 now. It'd be dance ltr which i've missed aby 5 sessions? HAHA! Shit, mdm ong will kill me. I missed last week's lesson and i hadn't been practising. Hey, not my fault, all right. Blame it on tuition! yeah right.

Tuesday: Hmm, still pending but i tink i know how to spend it.

Tata, that's all for now. Goodbye world, remember to drink more water and go jogging. (: