Saturday, September 09, 2006
Yo readers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Are you feeling stressed?
Are you so sick of mugging that you want to puke?
Do you feel like all you ever want is a holiday and to get away from everything?
Don't you hope that the prelims and As are over?
Aren't you frustrated and pissed over mugging that you have forgotten to piss?
Don't you feel like shouting to the world that mugging sucks?
Well, i would like to help you very much but unfortunately, i can't.
Duh, i'm no superman. Even superman needs time off to mug. My best suggestion to you if you can't handle the stress anymore is to look for a really really tall building and imagine that you're superman flying or alternatively, come here and listen to me talk cock. Both are equally fun.
I am so screwed up for prelims. But then you see, it is part of this uber fantastic plot i have. This plot is to hide the true potential of my mugging powress until the very crucial moment when i plan to unleash the true power within in full force. This is when everyone's guard is down and this will guarantee a few points up my percentile. So it really is part of a ploy to screw up my prelims.
Do you think the teachers in aj and my parents will buy this story?
I tink its pretty good.
Anyway, i've decided. If i can't get into a university, i'll go sell ah pek ice-cream.