Thursday, March 30, 2006
LightBulbs
Some kind of riddles about what jcs will do with lightbulbs. Pretty demeaning for some.
Q:How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC...
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.